We have a winner!
Congratulations to Ernie Grzankowski of Buffalo, NY. He is the winner of "The Cobus Method".
The correct answer to the question "What band do I play in?" is "Dazed". The title of the posted January 10, 2013 article kind of gives it away ("Dazed, But Not Confused"). Also, in 'press conference', I make reference to it at the 35-second mark. By the way, the title of the article is a play on the Led Zeppelin tune "Dazed and Confused" (it's also a movie that came out in 1993).
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By the way, if you want to make fun of the 'press conference', I'll leave it posted here for a bit.